Rhod Gilbert on BBC Radio Wales.

If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, the best bits of his Saturday morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, Rhod is / editing / Chris Corcoran / Ben Partridge / in Cardiff.

to / feature called / nearly convincing / shout-out / email in, or text / rhod.gilbert@bbc.co.uk / can be anything at all / bog-standard / doesn't need to be creative / but you need to tell us / celebrity / impression / big one / No. / nice to have some new ... you know, new sounds, actually / Arnie / kind of, something / both me and Eggzy / embrace / bike / rock-solid with that / we are happy with that / he does / amazing Brian Cox / Brian Cox / I'm not saying / match Eggzy's Brian Cox / confident / give it a go / professor Brian Cox available / my Morgan Freeman, that is, / I'm spiritually Morgan Freeman / Ringo S__ / had / various other people / got / historical / Churchill / yes / you know / Armstrong / queen Elizabeth __ the First / stop there / if / content / later on / past / do / Can you? / Yeah. / Go on, then. / __ __ / there you go / Arnie, professor Brian Cox / Morgan Freeman and Ringo S__ / and others / if you want to get involved. ... Also, Ben, / Yeah? / I've got a couple. Uh, one of them is / the worst work mistake story of the week. / Oh. / Uh ... so, I'm interested to know what is your stupidest mistake / you know / friend / not criminal, not negligence / so / suable / OK / but / buss / a mistake by / after / painter / managed to misspell the word / in new road / yeah. They / bupp / road service / large yellow lettering at end of of last week / with a stencil letter "P" / instead of "s" / so / just / wrong letter / but it does look funny / end of the story / beautiful / answer of the weeek / by Peter M__ / director / important / improvement / as soon as possible to maintain / motor / engage in / whatsoever / back. However, there's the idea / you've got / what's the worst mistake / ever made in work / or have you got / story of someone who / an embarrassing one / embarrassing / like Ben says, / don't send criminal negligence in / read it out on air / uh / the other thing / talk / ice bucket challenge / yeah / which is everywhere / unbelievable / called out by three people / this weekend / my old school friends / and then two touch rugby people / so / feel / moment / gone a bit / I haven't / I've never been so happy to be so unpopular 人気がなくてよかった。おかげで氷バケツをかぶらずに済んだよ。 / to do it / no / talk / what I can do / a little bit different / everything / been done / also / accent that makes / NATO / Welsh Valley's accent / is there / loved / in South Wales / hearing / because / just so friendly / such a friendly / I think / good / enthusiastic / as / NATO summit ! / that's / brilliant / was / introduction to / opening of __ summit / compared / Welsh / after her saying / ladies and gentlemen / without further ado / NATO summit / inevitably people __ cheer and clap / first act / Barak Obama / Hooray

Ben Partridge / listeners / is an amazing musician / Ben Partridge / really / you have music talent, though / a small amount. / you did it for degree. / mix / hang on a minute / play the piano / not really / what / degree level? / Uh ... politics. / ... Huh. ... / hang on, then. Have you had music lessons in your life? / Yeah. / let's start there / work our way up / what's the instrument / my voice is really my instrument / and then / piano a bit, but / you didn't study at university? / No. / Really? / when I / you were supporting me / I'm sure / had that conversation / you / music / wow / ladies and gentlemen / show / desparate / make stuff up / and then / keep / brain / memory / is that right? / bit / but / not very well. I mean ... / always / pictured / Christmas / come on, Ben. Give us __ some / that explains / どうりで。 / during / song / play / Christmas / not really / yeah / OK. So, / piano / remember / only / five / ok / play / not really. No / I haven't ... / do we have a piano in studio / just / Kate / in / by the end of this show / yeah, guitar / come on / modest / you've been modest then. Can you ... can you play wind instruments / I've got a tin whistle / OK / play / university / insite / So, you can play / tin whistle / guitar and / piano / yeah / you are musically talented / I'm just envious of / able to play / any instrument, really / well, I / up / grade 8 / when I was in school / there you go / I / n't play it now / of course you could / no / Kate, have we got flute? / I / probably / all right now still / ahead of me / do / in anger / ever in an orchestra / performance / learned / that's a fun bit. / I know. What a waste of ability. / Yeah. / __ __ __ __ guitar / now / out / beach / playing / Beatles / no one / playing / anchor man playing acid jazz / yeah / fruite / kind / girl magnet / No, it's not. ... You / go /

We are running nearly-convincing impression shout-out / Ben / caught on / people / stuff / flooded in, right? / basically, nearly-convincing / just / shout / accent / celebrity / you tell us to / best / rubbish at / genuinely / doing our best / D__ / who is doing ice-bucket challenge today / theme / ice / do / surely / yeah / yeah / I was trying to give it as much / as possible / it's __ comedy __ __, uh ... in the voice of Barak Obama ./ Oh, that's a hard one / take it / a bit of a buildup / like / go on. Give me / OK / Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States / My fellow Americans, / that's good / I would just like to say ... / It's getting worse / wrong / hi to one of our citizens / who's doing / challenge / today / faster / quite fast / that's really / even / so / I was very proud of you / Yeah, that's only because / room with me / support / that was so bad / nearly __ __ __ __ nearly-convincing / probably thought / fellow Americans / my fellow Americans / that's / George Bush / Presidents are so hard. / Yeah. They're really hard / my fellow Americans / Ronald Reagan / my / right / I can do a great / he's not included / I can / sounds like. He's dead / Exactly. / Go on, then. / My fellow Americans / rubbish / that's ... that's George Bush.

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Uh ... Mr. Ben Partridge / good fun quirky stories / animal kingdom tabloid story of the week / oh / which / everyone / one about __ panda pretending to be pregnant / free buns ごほうびのパンをもらうために妊娠したフリをするパンダ / which is a great headline / panda / full / in any situation / what / it doesn't specify specify / mean / good / story goes / what / in Scotland / Edinburgh Zoo / well, it doen't sound / panda food. That's for sure / story / acused / sign / given / five-star treatment / extra / photo is great because / the way / media / covered / horrible / finger-pointy way, but instead of / unfortunate people / panda / got / appropriate shot / panda / gained bun__ / hasn't earned / yeah / smuggly-looking / what / do about it ああそうだよ。ズルをしてもらったパンよ。だからどうだってんだい。/ free / broken Britain, panda__ eat bun / yeah / anyway / story goes / which is the name of the panda / Chinese keepers / all / Edinburgh / have you ever seen / panda / yeah, I think so. / I went to / Edinburgh / giant / go in / pandas / they're tiny. They're absolutely tiny. / Are they? / foot / said / proper / much bigger / wind up / giant / panda / foot-tall / enormous / welfare-exploiting / panda / no. No. / holding / I think / pygmy pandas / zoo / rightly so. / that's not a giant panda / wind up / anybody / confirm this / giant pand / on / text / rhod / you could fit / in / a backpack / I don't think that's true / it / giant, then ジャイアントパンダはバックパックに入るそうだよ。/ 嘘だろ。じゃあなんでジャイアントっていうんだ？ / compared to / know / know / all / I guess / maybe / they are / small ones / red / wasn't / small / all right, all right. Well, this is a really hot / pandas / can you / anyone / however, this story / keep / giant panda breeding research center / so thrilled / prepared / film the birth / apparently / very / panda version of / minute or something / but / revealed that / believe / putting on a act / I'm not sure about this / how / tell / great question, Ben P__. They said / signs are ... uh ... "not moving" ... / moving less / smaller / pregnant / is, initially / probably / boy panda / be / bump / moving less /

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